Also, I Can Kill You With My Brain: I celebrate Valentine's Day like other people celebrate Christmas ›

Me!

keithjacks:

I start about a month out. Is it to teach people a lesson about how annoying Christmas is? Maybe. Is it fun nonetheless? Yes.

On twitter (@keithjacks), I’ve been doing the 12 Days of Valentine’s Day, where I post a Valentine’s Day poem every day (Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m great at…

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  1. adreamisawish said: If you get around to it, I want one! :)
  2. jenziebenzie reblogged this from keithjacks
  3. talvezveremos said: I’d love a card, please and thank you!
  4. stackity said: i can haz card? :D
  5. bigfunnywords reblogged this from keithjacks and added:
    GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!
  6. belgroovia said: Flawless idea. Sign me up for a card.
  7. everybodylivesrose said: A Valentine’s Day card from Jarrett? Hell yes!
  8. littlemissnerdygirl said: Meaghan’s card was so fantastic that it made me want one too….I hope your MS Paint skills are up for the challenge
  9. utterlybanjaxed said: I’ll take a card, but only if its cheesy enough to cover a pizza.
  10. geekerybykat said: I WANT A VALENTINES DAY CARD
  11. theycallmeshelly said: Oh darling, I’d love a Valentine’s card. I’m single this year and my cats and I would like to get at least one card. <3 Let me know if you’d like a hand drawn/scanned one in return.
  12. sorunstheworldaway said: I want an MS Paint card. That sounds awesome!
  13. happilyevernow said: Bahahahahaha, I want one!
  14. iampineapple said: Your mockery skills are at an A++ level.
  15. allmaelov reblogged this from keithjacks and added:
    celebrate arbor day … not at all.
  16. msprufrock said: Color me intrigued, and sign me up for a card while you’re at it.
  17. truculentbeaver said: please for me babe
  18. alwaysbutneverginger said: …can I have a card? But only if it is extremely witty.
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